Civilization 5 Review

FitzThistleWits is back with another of his hilariously pointless video game reviews. This time he's playing the hour sapping Civilization 5 and as usual he's not exactly impressed with the game...

It's a pretty big thing to shave you head bald, especially when you're a cheerleader, so credit to them. It's for a good cause too, but does anyone really wanna see a slaphead waving pom-poms? I bet they got fired afterwards...

A couple of brilliant students find out that moving furniture the wrong way can be a real pane in the glass.

It's not often you get to see a woman of this caliber cavorting nakie by the side of the road, trying to flag down a willing ride. If i was driving past I wouldn't even hesitate. I'd hit her....with my car - OMG!

It kinda looks like a stoner has stopped smoking the chronic long enough to find out some facts, learn how to use after effects and make this animation. Damn, i feel hungry now!

He's the sort of pet you could get if your skills at looking after animals really aren't up to scratch. The bad thing is that you get no sense of companionship. You know, the fact that they're actually the real thing!

There's a lot of nonsense being spouted about 2012 and ancient Mayan predictions so here's the truth. No History Channel sensationalism, no pot smoking hippy pontifications, just cold hard facts and science. Enjoy.

You know a performance must be bad when in the back of your mind you’re wishing for Rebecca Black to come on and save your ears. Maybe it’s some kind of performance piece made to make us hate?

Probably the coolest thing you will ever see in Skyrim. Was is glitched or tool assisted? Probably. Was it worth it? Undeniably. Walking over to the bench for a front row seat at your own awesomeness was a real nice touch!

If they’re not trying to win the affections of a bridesmaid with their impressive equine transportation (a horse outside), then they’re wanting to fight a young lady’s father to show her how much they adore her.

LEDs on this car's wheels look amazing, but they aren’t entirely decorative though. They’re placed on the Hyundai Genesis to showcase its HTRAC intelligent power distribution system.