Chris Pratt Gives Tour of Milano Spaceship

The only way this MTV Cribs style tour of Star-Lord’s Milano spaceship from 'Guardians of the Galaxy' could've been improved is if Chris Pratt did it in character—other than that this is a solid 9/10.

It's impressive but I think it would be more extreme if they wore big floppy red shoes, over-sized trousers full of custard and were juggling while they did it. They probably wouldn't look any more ridiculous either...

A motorcycle & a mini-truck are driving down a street when the mini-truck crashes to avoid the bike attempting a stoppie. Who's at fault? Answer: India, for pretending mini trucks are an acceptable mode of transportation.

From the moment you see her complete the first loop you know their is only one way this is going to end. Something tells me that no amount of make-up is gonna help cover this up :(

Sometimes you just have to let nature take it's course and not interfere - He could've been a little nicer about it.. the poor thing obviously had an itch. LOL

If you think this dude is pretty amazing, remember there's a guy somewhere out there riding on just the front wheel.

This is like air guitar or, more specifically, air chair-sex orgy!! How embarrassing?!

Just when we thought we were enduring both an economic and coincidental comedy drought, along comes a Comedy Demon to quench our thirst for a good hearty belly laugh

She's quite possibly the hottest bathroom babe on this planet - Get ready to be blasted into a high earth orbit - WOW!

Simply the most boss noodles that have ever been made. Pouring the boiling water into your mouth and snorting the stock is optional, though it is guaranteed to impress any attractive female coworkers who happen to see it...

Airsoft guns are great but they're kinda pricey. This is a super-cheap alternative with a ridiculously high rate of fire. Sure, it doesn't exactly look badass, but it will save you a boatload of cash!