Chimp Hates Baby

If you've seen Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes, you were probably expecting this to go a whole lot darker than it did. Truth be told I'm on the chimps side on this one. I'd kick that baby too if i got a chance.

Katy Perry straddles a stripper pole as she transforms into a villainous Egyptian queen for the Dark Horse music video, where she kills at least two men using magical powers—all set in Memphis, Egypt a long time ago.

These two must have some real history because they really start going at each other on numerous occasions. The dressing room at this news centre must have the roughest atmosphere.

He'll make headlines wherever he goes with this freaky costume. This is your last little bit of Halloween for the year.

Well this game looks totally insane. A man sits atop a pole while a bunch of other men brawl below him. Makes very little sense and looks like lots of people could get seriously hurt.

If superman had a dog it would probably be the most awesome cape wearing canine that has ever graced god's green earth. Also, it would do poops that would melt sheet ice and form a tiny little doggy fortress of solitude. Awww.

Should we be afraid? Is this a sign of the universe collapsing back in on itself? No, don’t worry, it’s just reverse slowmo of lots of motorcycle crashes, like a beautiful ballet… for an insurance commercial.

This might not seem like the most difficult question to answer but if you think about it, it's not as silly a question as it might sound. With all those stars it really should be a bit brighter up there...

This over enthusiastic amateur belly dancer tries her very hardest to be sultry and seductive, and it’s kind of working until…whoops! Hello Narnia! They just don’t make em’ like this anymore!

They turn this little league game into an all star performance for these young baseball players. - AWESOME!!!

So, yeah. Just what are they? I bet it’s a question you ask yourself all the time, constantly dwelling on the ontology that makes up these clumps of land that define us geographically and culturally.