Cat That Moves Like a Squirrel.

The fastest climber in the West, just look at it go, it shoots up that scratch post like it's got a rocket up its ass powered by nitroglycerin. It's like the video's been sped up. Vrrrroooosh! Spider-Kittay!

Police chase this flaming, stolen bus for blocks. Newsflash, guys. You've got cars. You don't need to catch the bus.

Helloooooo! Wiiiiiiining! Charlie Sheen puts on his best tiger-patterned chef’s hat and takes to the kitchen with the attitude only a Warlock-Shamen-Ninja-Zen-Warrior can!

Language is a funny thing. All it takes is a slight mispronunciation of one word and an entire sentence can be rendered totally hilarious. If that sentence is used to teach the language then it's a joke that'll keep on giving!

Quick, someone call Michael Ironside and maybe miniaturize Dina Meyer and Denise Richards for a communal shower scene. This weird little creepy crawler looks like something from Starship Troopers.

Sometimes, especially in the case of this hapless dude, it's better to be lucky than good. It takes a special talent to pass off a FAIL as an intended trick!

We've all been there, annoyed by some little boy who wants to play and won't leave you alone. Mike Polk's latest ode goes out to all those little boys who won't leave him alone.

Incredibly this video is not edited, and that weird noise coming from the cat's mouth that sounds like he's swallowed a few frog for his supper is actually coming from the cat. Go figure.

Formula One cars are so advanced that you can even get a tune out of the engine. I have no idea how they do this but to be honest I don't think it'll become a popular musical instrument anytime soon.

If you’re one of those people at school who was never in the cool club and instead had to exist on the fringes of popularity, then maybe you should’ve stolen the popular people’s pets and locked them in your shed. Be afraid.

The man has a point. Sports guys are always the most macho but it’s them that spend so much time in the company of bare male flesh. And how about all the ridiculous connotations linked to being gay!