Cat Rings Bell For Service and Treat

This guy trained his cat to ring a bell for treats. Now, when the cat wants treats, it will lay down in front of the bell and ask his servant (the human) to give him them. Then when he gets full, he pushes the bell away and cleans his paws.

You can guarantee that if there’s been a new series of Red Dwarf — and there has — then there’s been a new set of smeg ups. aSo here’s 13 minutes of the damn things to get your funny bone tinkling.

Being able to draw a perfect freehand circle at will is both impressive and utterly, woefully useless. It's like being able to recite pi to 32 decimal places; bugger all use and nerdy to the nth degree.

Maybe he's drunk or maybe he's just angry and gonna beat them up and then he'll steal their money and leave them wishing they'd never made fun of a Praying Mantis in the first place.

After pretending to rob someone in broad daylight at an ATM (the “victim” is in on the prank too), many times over, inevitably a hero steps in and dishes out some justice with his fists.

Not sure what sort of balls Philippe Senderos has been playing around with? These footballers, if they’re not shagging their brother’s wife or sleeping with ladies of the night, they’re doing unspeakable things on the football pitch.

Forget closing the door after the horse has bolted! Game. He has it. This chivalrous horse opens doors for mares because he knows a little effort upfront, now, will pay off on the backside later.

He got a red card for sure, but that's better than ending up with a black eye.

So it turns out that you don't have to have a big old gut and man titties to be a good sumo. This Czech wrestler shows the Japanese fatties how it's really done, while maintaining a more slender look about him. Still got a silly haircut though...

If you thought skydiving was scary enough as it is then this is nightmare fuel. Not only does this lady not want to dive in the first place but when she does it doesn't exactly go by the book. Still, at least her bra stayed on!

It's pretty eye catching, but is it worth the dough? Also, where do the batteries go? It's pretty cool if you're into that kind of thing, but I'd rather have something a bit more functional for my money...