Bottomless Chinese Takeout

Three roommates empty a bag of Chinese food and, like when anyone orders from a Chinese, the food is never ending and the bag appears to be manufactured by the same people who made Mary Poppins'.

At SXSW competitive eater extraordinaire Takeru Kobayashi wolfed down a record-setting thirteen grilled cheese sandwiches in 60 seconds to promote the group messaging service GroupMe.

A fight breaks out at a soccer game and out of nowhere this guy jumps in the fight and knocks out a player with a hammer. The dude was arrested shortly after the incident and will likely be spending some time in jail.

Nathan Fielder handcuffs himself to a metal frame and gives himself 90 seconds to escape before a robotic claw pulls down his pants in front of a crowd of children, with a police officer standing by to arrest him.

A heartfelt story of a little girl and a life-long fan's unforgettable experience at the 2016 UEFA European Championship.

Watch as Photoshop transforms her from ordinary woman to the unobtainable beauty ideal the media demands in this revealing clip. So yeah, fake, you can tell by the pixels.

If you're a fan of Bruce Willis spanking bad guys at the Nakatomi plaza or at Washington Dulles International Airport, chances are you'll enjoy this. John McClane as a claymation ass whooper, master stroke.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. - LOL

Amazingly, Vandy pitcher Corey Williams takes a vicious shot to the knee and still finishes the play.

The flute rendition of the 20th Century Fox jingle was groundbreaking in it's simplicity and elegant beauty. Unfortunately for it's creator, he hadn't realised that Saxamaphone always trumps flute. This is my new ringtone.

This is a hard one to watch. A couple soccer players race towards the ball and one of them slides into the others leg.