Android vs. iPhone

They're almost exactly the same, except different! What does Jobs have against poor Flash anyway?

Uploading sexy photos of yourself online is a business fraught with danger. There are many pitfalls to avoid, least of all making yourself look sexy and alluring. This girl seems to have fallen at the first hurdle.

Seriously, if you're at a loss for something to stick in the DVD player to entertain those kids you're babysitting, this looks like a solid bet...

Like me, are you prone to doing this all the time. Go into a room with the intent of doing something and forget what it was? Good thing it can't be that important or you would have remembered i guess?

A true genius is always waaay ahead of the curve & time - Go Bobby! - "Johnnny’s in the basement mixing up the lolcats…"

Sometimes having a meme as your hero can have some distinct advantages, food for example! Those dumb humans seem to get a laugh feeding me a cheeseburger and saying "Can i has cheezeburger" whilst i get to NOM!

Xzibit is famous for putting things in things so you can do something while you're doing something, but he has finally met his match!

Did I just...was that what I thought it...but the...wait! Calm down my poor eyes, so used are they to the NSFW content of the web they see filth even when there is no filth. Damn you internet.

Dear god, what the hell is this? A goth? An emo? Kill it with a fire-breathing giant robot before it eats us all!

First we had Google, a thing of pure simplicity in a world full of crappy complicated search engines. Then came YouTube and our easy browsing life was complete. However, they just couldn't resist ADDING sh#t! :(

Who would have thought that a bunch of head banging metal men would have such divinely lustrous locks? Seriously? It's enough to make Rapunzel say "DAYUM!".