Action Hero Quotes

Some of the most common sayings from some of the most known movies ever..

I know picking your nose is frowned upon but was this necessary?

There's no doubt that this tense, dramatic music is exactly what's playing inside this cat's head. He's freaking the hell out. He looks like he's found his owner's drugs stash and is freaking the hell out.

Proof that blondes miss the most obvious innuendo. Something tells me this girl wouldn't even see a snake if it bit her in the ass.. or slithered in her back door. LOL

You could kick a polar bear in the nuts but it pales into insignificance when compared with jumping out of a helicopter up then flying within 10ft of a jagged mountain-face daring death to come and get you!

If superman had a dog it would probably be the most awesome cape wearing canine that has ever graced god's green earth. Also, it would do poops that would melt sheet ice and form a tiny little doggy fortress of solitude. Awww.

The Gregory Brothers roll out another superb autotune remix. This one focuses on a totally crazy street lady, yammering on about hooded robbers and how she her daddy 'taught her good'. Yep, confusing & prevy.

Just another day for this dude, cleaning up the cobra habitat at the Zoo, lots of deadly snakes irratated at being picked up as he throws them out of his way with no fear whatsoever. Just doing my job, ma'am.

This poor guy kicks back the bathroom door after his buddies check on him and it ends up busting off the hinges and crashing back into his head.

This looks like a good gang to be in, lots of hot girls who like nothing more than carving a newbie into the mountainside on their boards. And there’s not a blonde-haired gnarly dude in sight.

YouTuber Jared Dines delivers some more honest jingles for everyone's favorite (or least favorite) global companies—all delivered in the catchy style of death metal. And they're definitely an improvement.