Abobo's Big Adventure

If you've got fond memories of the NES then chances are you'll remember this guy. A freakishly proportioned bad guy from Double Dragon, Abobo and his mishapen head are the stuff of legend. Now he even has his very own game!

Holy Christ, how lucky is this guy? Precariously dangling off a pipe hanging by the strap off his backpack. At least his friend just keeps on casually filming him, muttering in French. Gnarly.

Sorry, buddy, but your idiotic crash is just a little too late to qualify your truck for 'cash for clunkers.'

Dorkly investigate the idea of a Megaman boss who's a little less aggressive than the rest; what if Chill Penguin was cooler than a doped up Fonzerelli? Would you still be able to fight him?

Pigeons beware, some devious scientist has managed to get the world's most ridiculous canine and stuff a turbo charger in it. No birdlife or postal worker will be safe now.

BirGirPall brings his own unique brand of hilarity to another game. I didn't think it was possible to troll an NPC, but this guy has made it his mission in life and he's raised it to some kind of weird art form. Kudos.

Someone really needs to make this. It looks pretty damn awesome and I reckon it's well pretty well if it was in one of those Humble Bundles of sold over Steam or something. I'd play the crap out of it.

I love the way your brain has a way of protecting your dumbness - Later: "Dude, remember the time you almost pulled off that back tuck?" "No."

It's hard to tell whether the CDs break because the speaker is so powerful or because the guy's choice of music sucks so much ass. To be honest if you put me near that music I'd probably fall to pieces too. Beats the alternative.

These are great, they're like a holographic plasticine Itchy & Scratchy, I want them! I could invite my friends round to my place, we could get drunk and place bets on who's going to win!

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