A Trick to Make Your Kids Hate You

I thought parents tried to teach kids NOT to put strange things in their mouths.. WTF???

It’s a much more listenable and enjoyable One Direction than you’re used to. Zayn sings Story of My Life like he’s swallowed a Fraggle, Harry’s become tone death, and the rest sound like cartoon characters.

The awesome Russian dude who loves shooting guns and being all crazy with firearms uses a machine gun so big it has a seat on it. And he uses it to blow the crap out of a mannequin. Where does he get these wonderful toys?

Big legs + Karate = Splits, no problem. It's basic math, really. This has to be the funniest movie supercut I've ever seen, fully of toe curlingly bad clips from 90s Van Damme crapfest movies. Pure gold.

I love it when someone is passing out but they're still determined to finish their sentence before their head slams into the floor. This man deserves his extortionate legal fee!

A wedding day should be a time when all your wishes and dreams come true. When this chick hoped for a big lizard on her wedding day she probably should of been a bit more specific.

When people say life's not like a video-game, they’re talking shit. Life IS a video-game as guy proves, taking out hackers left, right and centre with awesome head shots. BOOM!

Awesome mash-up from featuring the serial killer of serial killers, like a meta-serial killer. You never want to wake up inhis house after a night out. Dig the remix, but serial killing’s bad m’kaaay.

This guy’s got a whole barrel of excuses as to why he may’ve strayed while with his girlfriend, from shrooms to peyote, drugs can really make you do anything. But don’t worry, a diamond makes it all better.

Looking like it's definitely a contender for this year's Darwin Awards is this little gem showing you what is probably the worst way to tee off. Ever. Why (or how) his buddy did this is no one's idea. That had to hurt like HELL!

Wizards, Quidditch, ginger sidekicks, and Dumbledore's unquenched man-loving - it's all true. What's false is JK Rowling, she's just millions of dollars of cash sculpted together to form a human being.