83 Yard Goal

Talk about taking a (very) long shot! Is this the longest goal ever scored? This dude just kicks the hell out of this ball. Look at soccer stepping its game up!

Hans Gruber and John McClane Will rue the day they decided to conduct their conversation on an open frequency. Everyone and their dog ends up on the same frequency and hilarity ensues in this awesome mash-up.

OK, so this has got to be one of the most embarrassing burning sensations in your crotch that would have to explain to your doctor. Nothing to do with STD's, just the fact you were non-adept in a silly pastime.

Anita has not been to Polar Zoo in about 2 months. The wolves obviously missed her but to be this close to a pack of wolves, and to let them jump about all over you snarling and bearing their teeth? Cojones. Gigantic ones.

Uber-mega-LOL-tastic!!!! The only serious factor about this military man-love mania is shouldn't they be patrolling the base or neutralizing some enemy scumbags?

This cute teen just wants to show off her firm little butt - Who are we to argue with her :)

It sounds like something from a sci-fi movie, but it means the girls can have as many costume changes as they like. - KEWL!

Right after One Direction smoked that joint on the bus in Peru, their concert probably sounded just like this. If all their concerts sounded as awesome as this with lyrics to match, they’d probably win over a whole new fanbase.

It looks like there is definitely gonna be a race, just watch out for that...oh, nevermind! Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there... with a claim denial letter! Good work though guys, way to ruin your holiday.

Matt Romney has a real good sense of humor. The day before the Michigan primary he decides to call his stressed out father with an Arnie soundboard and generate some sponteneous lolz.

The Brits play cricket, occasionally rounders when they’re down the park. But they don’t play baseball, which makes them the perfect people to wind up the Americans with a terrible (brilliant) commentary.