3 Year Old Wants To Govern NJ

New Jersey has swamps, guidos, hair gel, and Snooki. Why not have a 3 year old running the place...

Smart. This guy just made his job easier. Now he only has half as much boat to captain.

Gullible passersby get tricked into believing this guy's phone is possessed by a zombie ghost girl. The idiots. Remember kids, it's not polite to make fun of the dead, unless they are the 'un'-dead :)

Do dogs dream? You're damn right they do. Their dreams are probably stupid though. They probably dream about chasing cats, giant steaks and having testicles that taste slightly better. Weirdos.

If you thought regular press-ups were hard, then these probably aren't for you. They combine the extreme physical fitness required for one arm push-ups with the nerdy obsessiveness required to master the Rubik's cube.

If this robot was dealing me cards I wouldn't trust it as far as I could throw it. Which probably wouldn't be that far. Someone should teach it some slight of hand card magic though, just for the hell of it.

In a scene from a remake of the Bruce Lee film Fist of Legend, Jet Li takes on a Wushu Master for a seriously badass round of martial artistry in an epic fight of epicness. Seriously, it's really epic.

Anyone who uses social networking knows how important angles are when taking a photo of yourself.

A beginning gymnast lands in possibly the worst position, right on his neck. Luckily, he recovered quickly.

If you are ever gonna throw a batchelor party then this is the kinda girl you need to entertain you - WTF?

Want to know how to get past one of those super 1337 champion monsters while playing on Inferno mode? Here's someone with a specially constructed guide, just for you. Follow his instruction and... FFUUUUUUUU!