You Read This Wrong

Not the title, the picture. If you didn't read the text wrong then you're probably in a frighteningly slim minority. Either that or you just don't have a particularly dirty mind. One of the two...

Who would have thought that a bunch of head banging metal men would have such divinely lustrous locks? Seriously? It's enough to make Rapunzel say "DAYUM!".

This one's a relatively easy one to make come true. She probably wouldn't even need to contact the make-a-wish foundation or anything, just mention it in passing to a guy a BAM. Your dream ma'am?

Who the hell needs deodorant? Stale pee, cigarettes, last night's dinner and beer. Thats the way a real man is supposed to smell.... And that's AFTER they have showered!

Well, looks like the guy in the back will be spending the night by himself..

When your hair becomes a bird it's time to seriously re-evaluate your current 'do'. If all else fails, reach for the clippers and shave it all off. It's for the best.

Sometimes the worst possible things are said as a joke! Could this guy be any more offensive and hilarious at the same time? How could he even post that comment on Facebook? He must've been pretty high himself to even think it.

They're organising, getting stronger, and one day there will be enough of them to take over the ENTIRE planet - Be afraid, be very afraid - "THE GINGERS ARE COMING!"

There's just something about the arrogance it takes to wear a tee shirt like this that makes you want to rebel against the assumption that it's owner is hot. She is, but that doesn't mean she deserves the satisfaction!

I love Emo kids, always going against the grain in all forms of society, if you like it, they hate it - If you're happy you just know they will be sad. This is for you emo guys everywhere!

It can be a lot of fun, but make sure you bring weapons that can repel the evil might of the pancake demons. They WILL come for you and they WILL try to suck your soul out through your kneecaps.