Watch a Tiny Hamster in a Tiny Playground

A tiny dwarf hamster called Chicken explores a handmade playground and dares you not to find it cute and adorable even though you usually hate these kinds of videos—you'll powerless with this one, so just enjoy it.

This isn't so bad, so your girlfriends mom comes in her room and finds the two of you getting jiggy, that's threesome territory right there. You can bang two generations at once!

A surveillance camera catches a thief reaching for a gun out of his pocket and accidentally shooting himself in the nuts while trying to rob a closed business. If he did have the balls to attempt a bank heist, he doesn't anymore - OUCH!

I wonder if this lady has gained weight since she got her dog.. -COOL

Orbital’s “Wonky” is trippy and chock full of paranoia. If a group of cats starts talking to you, it’s probably time to get yourself one of those nice white jackets with the arms that tie up round the back.

This relationship works out perfectly for the monkey because he doesn't really want to get attached until he finds his own place, anyway.

Unlike Lauren Conrad, this cop has trouble stopping traffic. When a speeding car doesn't see him in front of a giant semi, he ends up their newest hood ornament.

They say they're trying to do some professional stuff.. Maybe they should get some professional equipment. LOL

So, you're the sort of person who's too lazy to take their pants down when they need to poop? Well, then frankly you don't deserve to live. But because you do, then get this giant nappy suit & get mocked everywhere you go.

This is a pretty cool compilation that features laughter, from brith through old age. You can watch as the laughers' number of teeth increases then decreases with age.

It took much longer to set this up than it did to drink the beer, but the results are well worth it.