The Homosexual Menace!

A very professionally arranged Public Service Announcement to help prepare you for when you come up against one of these menaces in your life!

Only in ze Soviet Russia will they shoot the wet jugs. But all credit to this Ruskie, because somebody needs to illustrate the ‘real’ shooting capacity of various fire arms (forget movies, they suck!). Otherwise where would we be?

The Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon explains the meanings behind some of President Obama's many different facial expressions. Like his "Bitch, Please" or the lesser-known facial expressions like the "Heeeeyyyy."

This guy's angry. Like if Dr. Bruce Banner came home to find Betty Ross in bed with Wolverine. Calm the F down, it's only a goddamn bush. Skaters in New Jersey, beware. This guy injects steroids into his eyeballs for breakfast.

This kid comes down on his nuts after trying to jump a flight of stairs and takes running.

It’s not like Jimmy Savile being a total perv is a surprise to anyone, there was always something creepy about him and his white hair and all that “Now then, now then”. And the internet’s no slacker when it comes to responding.

Bad boys, bad boys: what you gonna do? What you gonna do when the Polish police come for you? Don't hide behind the door.

This guy writes a scary message on his girlfriend's computer and just as she tries to laugh it off he jumps out at her. Something tells me that this relationship will now hit crisis mode - LMAO!

It's not surprising that Thom Yorke shoots the littlest lesbian. After all, he must be pretty jealous about all the attention Bieber's getting. Thom's tried dancing to pop music to get noticed but it hasn't quite worked.

Sometimes you just have to go for it, sometimes definitely NOT! The initial jump is seriously huge and then he takes it HARD to the family jewels. How he managed to walk away from this I'll never know.

Pokemon are off the f#cking chain, mofos! This badass biatch ass gangster dude can’t get enough of his Pokemon, the real street heroes. Best we don’t mention to him that it’s for kids!?