THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

Really, it is, or as close as you are going to get to it while you LARP around in the high-school gym. Wow. Who knew these weird battle reenactments were so dammed violent? KILL HIM!

Testing again and again, the cat finally bothers the dog enough for movement - LOL

Sometimes animals do things that humand find.....Dumb. I have no idea why the dog did what he did, but I think you can tell he feels pretty stupid afterwards. Or he is on a higher plane of intelligence?

By now you’ve probably seen Google’s latest bid for total global domination – Google Glass, it records everything you do and think so that Google can spam you with relevent ads and sell you out to the police.

Sometimes you do things that you will ALWAYS regret - He won't be trying this again.. OUCH

You don't get to see her face, but there's plenty more to look at and keep your interest. Like her smoking hawt body that is as tight as a fish's ass or a nun's holy hole :)

My Little Pony has never sounded so badass. But that’s what happens when you synch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (awww) with the StarCraft 2 cinematic launch trailer. You get the power of awesome.

Proof that you should never skate with kids or animals.... or is that 'work'? This dog may fail at skateboarding, but he completely makes my day.

This isn't so bad, so your girlfriends mom comes in her room and finds the two of you getting jiggy, that's threesome territory right there. You can bang two generations at once!

James Rolfe gets a lot of mail for his AVGN videos. This has to not only be the best piece of fan-mail that he has received but the best fan-mail that any celebrity has received in the history of humanity.

Nothing says "I wanna warm delicious Pabst beer" like domestic abuse, sexual assault & manslaughter with an extra terrestrial firearm. This will get you reaching for a Pabst quicker than you can shout "RAPE!"