Pancake Day Rap

If you missed out on all the delicious pancake action that was going on yesterday, at least you can console yourself with a video of a super fast white rapper spitting while flippin' pancakes.

A strange little physics puzzler. If you balance a candle and light both ends apparently it'll just sit there gently rocking back and forth. I've got no bloody idea why, but if you do, get on YouTube!

Now here's a one-on-one sport that I can really get behind. Two women, one pole and some lovely skimpy clothing. If this isn't already a sport then it totally should be. I'd buy a goddamn season pass!

Hahaha it's pretty harsh for this to happen in front of the little kid but she has to learn the facts of life sooner of later.

Overheard at one dinner table in this restaurant: 'The new waitress is so nice. She gets your order mostly right, and she almost never throws her feces at you!' - Serious monkey business!

Yunus Kilic had a great day turn for the very worst when he finds out that the winning lotto numbers were misprinted, and he seizes up on national TV.

Dude pulls a sweet backflip during a penalty kick. Wait, did soccer just get cool? Ugh, I feel so Un-American.

A little protip on this one, if you look really really closely you'll notice there are people dressed in black moving all the stuff. Yup, as incredible as you thought this guy was, it's actually just a trick. WIld, huh?

These little kittens have got some skills, on the wheels of steel mixing it up, scratching, and generally sounding just as good as most DJs. They should have their own club night & become superstar DJs in no time.

Turns out success isn't all it's cracked up to be. He'd been trying in private for two years to get his face that close to his junk.

Sometimes the dog bites you - And sometimes you bite the dog - And sometimes you are just a totally insane psycho - I seriously doubt that the actual attack could have been as terrifying or hilarious as this.