If Your Dog Could Text...

Let's say your beloved mutt managed to grow some thumbs and was able to use a cellphone—it would probably be a very bad thing because you'd end up getting texts like this ALL THE FRIKKIN TIME.

There comes a time when you are at college when your dorm buddies get too tired of putting up with your mess . We've all either been the target or the author of one of these notes. Do they make a difference? Probably not?

Now these are the kind of costumed crusaders you would want around to save you from peril. Lets face it, it's a dangerous would out there and you'd need them close 24/7, even when you went to bed. Just to be 100% sure.

Whats better than a beach babe? Well, a tanned hottie who not only looks hawt, but can also ride a surfboard as good as any man - It's enough to make you bury your head in the sand and cry!

I dunno, but there is something slightly attractive and dangerous happening at the same time here? Maybe it's a 'no pleasure without pain' kinda thang? For those of you who love babes with some serious mouth machinery !

It was a great party at the weekend (shame you don't remember it), wine, women & song flowed like it'd never end. Now there is the small problem about making it home, which sudddenly seems a looong way away, if you can still remember where it is?

There are many horrors lurking in wait on the interwebz, many images of things that can never be unseen but that you just have to look at—and you can add these images to that long list.

Forget everything you have ever learned about bespecled ladies, it's all lies. These four eyed females are some of the most freakiest, wildest women around. Don’t you want to know what is really behind those thick-rimmed spectacles?

A visual thunderstorm of mouth-curling proportions including: Inebriated Inanimate Objects! A Company Buying a Film Licence! Condescending Jupiter!, Unlucky Ducky! Bad Luck Brian! Shower Cat! And a few mnore worldly/silly/willy digs.

Sometimes you don't really need a unifying theme to create some synergy for something amazing, just photos that are noteworthy thanks to the fact that they're awesome. Some are funny, some unbelievable and every single one is incredible.

Now this is what we all want to see babes doing - YEP - making sammiches & other tasty morsels. There's plenty of baking going on but nobody can survive on cupcakes.