First World Problem

It's a devastating travesty that we all suffer with every single evening. Won't someone do something?! It's so, so sad....*WAIT! Who uses a desktop computer anymore anyway?

It's someone's job to build the artwork that we all love at Legoland. And that 'someone' has a keen sense of humor and a love for internet memes that most visitors will miss. I want that to be MY job.

I love Emo kids, always going against the grain in all forms of society, if you like it, they hate it - If you're happy you just know they will be sad. This is for you emo guys everywhere!

M'mmm Pizza. I don't know about you but when I'm hungry for pizza i don't care where or how it's made, it's only after i've eaten it all i'll pray to god thats not were it comes from?

Ronseal. If you came here for a piucture of a kitty in a box then you're in luck. If you don't like pictures of kitties in boxes then I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. This is a picture of a kitty in a box.

There are load of people out there who's virginity is permanent. This chap is one of them and if you even look at his V plates with a glint in your eye he'll run you through with his Swiss army knife.

It's best to do the honorable thing & help this hapless chick out - TAKE the photo, post it on the internet, get it seen by millions.....then tell her about the thong on her head!

Now all they need to do to make this totally awesome is kidnap a woman, dress her as a slave and chain her to it.

It's a wild snorlax and I think it may be trying to eat him, get that man a strong pint of espresso and a flamethrower. Everyone else stand back, any sudden movement could excite it & then everyone in the room'll be in trouble.

Sometimes public service safety measures make it all to easy for man to have some serious fun - Looks like the last guy was going so fast he went 'Back to the future!'?

There's nothing like pranking your buddy in front of a crowd of people making sure you humiliate them & ensuring some kind of cold revenge when you least except it. Cyanide in wine always goes down a hoot at dinner parties too.