Expectation Vs Reality

It's always difficult balancing expectation and reality, unless you sell fast food, in which case you just don't bother. Take a picture of a delicious meal and serve your luckless customer a pile of dogs eggs.

If attractiveness was a mathematical equation then the amount of skin on display would be an all important ratio. That's why women look so much better when summer rolls around and they disrobe a bit.

Our world is an amazing place, sometimes we take it too much for granted, just imagine what beauty an alien would make of the earth. The National Geographic Photo Contest 2011 shows us just that. be amazed.

Sure, going out with friends and consuming alcohol can be incredibly suave and sophisticated, but more often than not it descends into uncouth shenanigans and tomfoolery. For shame!

If only chicks were like clothes, you know, you could walk into a shop, pick out something that looks nice & go into a changing room to try it out for size. Of course you'd know how much it was gonna cost you before you bought it!

I don't know who this girl is but she certainly knows how to make an impression. If you're a fan of viral video you might recognize her from the Seat commercial. If not, you should probably go watch it right now!

Some say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Some also claim that a fun Friday night is huddled up indoors playing board games with their grandparents. Some sarcastic defacement brilliance on a wide range of signs for your enjoyment.

She's so hawt the Sun asked her to help out heating planet Earth, but when she tried her giant moons created a cosmic event that resulted in the death of an ancient civilisation who gave birth to the human race.

Trust good old Mother Nature to come up with millions of years of evolution to produce some of the most beautiful natural monuments the planet has ever seen - I would gladly plant a flag on ALL of them. I would. Really.

Some people are definitely on a completely different wavelength than the rest of us and what they take for normal everyday activities would send the rest of us running for the hills. It's a very strange planet we live on.

I'm guessing that if you're a busy hard-working journalist with deadlines to meet then sometimes you just don't notice the perverted prose you are inadvertently writing, or then again, maybe you do!?