Every 3D Movie Is The Same

Welcome to the demise of the motion picture. Where originality and innovation don't exist and every movie is just about big flashing things happening for no reason in 3D CGI graphics.

Some people jump from atop buildings with parachutes strapped to their backs, some leap out of moving planes. Jeremy Clarkson rolls Reliant Robins. Because that’s how he — ahem — rolls.

It's speed dating...Star Wars Style! Take a trip to the Mos Eisley Cantina and drop in with some of your favorite characters. Who would you take home? Darth Vader? Luke Skywalker? Emperor Palpatine? Even Jar Jar Binks...sort of.

I know what you're thinking; "But how does he hold the bat?". Well, sorry to disappoint, but he doesn't. If game had an umpire I think the cat would receive and instant DQ, but that doesn't mean it's not super cute to watch.

Sounds lame, but this guy does it clear cups. Glass tumblers and yellow foam balls. You're literally seeing everything and still missing the trick. This man is obviously a witch and should be burned.

Werribee Open Range Zoo receives a pair of new gorillas to their park. The public wait with baited breath to see the new residents, but they are in for a slight shock as the apes make monkeys out of them.

This chick should be in the NBA. Sure, she probably can't dunk, but who cares if she can sink baskets like these. She manages to swoosh 250 points in roughly 60 seconds. Better than your average.

Now these are some healthy cats, able to climb like arachnids. Spider cat, spider cat, does whatever a spider cat does. You know the song, now meet the cats. So, here come the spider caaaats!

Well, this is all a bit weird. When you have a scene like that in your short movie, then it doesn’t really matter that the film is about bestiality, because it has some hot-looking ladies in it. So, yeah, thanks Smokey!

This girl plays a ridiculously harsh prank on her terrifyingly large boyfriend. Not the kind of thing we'd try and do, but then we're not hot girls. Or are we? No we're not. But yeah, harsh prank man.

In this animated parody, YouTube channel Dorkly imagines how things might turn out if some of your favorite childhood video game characters didn't have to abide by any rules and could do what they liked.