Doggy Deposition

It's nice to know that taxes are being spent on useful stuff like this. America just wouldn't be the same if fat hippies weren't able to get their jollies by subpoenaing a police dog for no apparent reason.

Ever wondered what it looks like when a glock 22 is fired underwater? Personally, I wasn't even sure it would fire. I mean, I know you can shoot underwater in video games but that's hardly conclusive. This video, however, IS.

This guy got his own handed to him by some lady who obviously was not in the mood. - LOL

If you work from home then one of your daily tasks, probably the hardest one, is fighting off your cat who is a constant distraction, trying to sit on your lap, your laptop, your head, your arm, your ear, you get the idea.

So it turns out that if you take a regular cat, carry it into the ocean and play cheesy inspirational music at it, it'll swim back to shore. It will also plan it's grisly revenge while you wash the salt from his butt-hole too.

Having a summer garden party or BBQ soon? Would your event benefit from Mariachi Doritos raising the roof with classic pop trax? Doritos have just announced the launch of its ‘For Fun Add A Little Mexican’ campaign.

I don't think the real problem is the lack of cement in his backyard; it's all that cement in his head.

MR. T! HE LIKES TO SHOUT! AND HE’S HERE TO TEACH YOU KIDS ABOUT RESPECT!--RESPECT FOR EACH OTHER’S HAIR AND EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES, AND STUFF LIKE THAT!

This guy popped a champagne cork into his unsuspecting friend's nuts. Now that the champagne is open, they can drink to the end of their friendship and toast the friend's inability to procreate.

I hate to say it but even though mountain bikers are some of the gheyist people to have ever lived you can't help but respect what goes down in this video. Still wouldn't give them a lift on my bike thou.

If you really want to celebrate in style, then the only way to uncork a bottle of Cristal is with a .50 caliber automatic. Sure it might be dangerous and completely unnecessary, but that's what makes it so special and, well, necessary.