Cooking Bacon on a Machine Gun

It doesn't really get more 'Murica, f*ck yeah!' then a guy cooking bacon on the barrel of his M16 machine gun, which usually takes about three minutes of shooting to cook it through to perfection.

Sometimes you don't have the balls to try a dangerous stunt and sometimes trying said stunt leaves you with NO balls! I don't think he was prepared for losing his V-card to be such a painful experience.

Popsicle? Check. Gaping cleavage? Check. Stunning beauty who I'd crawl through open sewers covered with rusty disease-ridden needles to lick her dirty feet? Check.

Having the wife decide on a ridiculous name for your first born is a bitter pill to swallow. Especially if the name is both ugly and hilarious. Still, take a big swig of delicious beverage and console yourself.

A news crew happens to catch a trolley ramming into the back of a horse-drawn carriage during a news story. No one was seriously injured.

8-bit Cinema "gamifies" your favorite Hollywood Blockbusters into 80's arcade and NES inspired action—behold Pulp Fiction retold via old-school 8-bit (and a little 16 bit ;) game tech. No quarters or controllers required!

Signed up for your iPhone 5 yet? No? What’s wrong with you? Maybe this super-banned (that’s, like, much more banned than a normal ban) promo will get your juices flowing enough for you to spend you hard earned cash.

Some guy makes his girl a marriage proposal at a Rockets game... He will never forget this!

Munchkin the shih tzu's famous teddy bear costume recently earned her an appearance on Good Morning America in New York City. Before going on the show, Munchkin got a chance to check out some of the city's best tourist attractions, including Times Square

It's the ultimate game of dodge ball, like Helm's Deep from LOTR but instead of having weapons you have balls. The best bit about it is you can't fail to hit someone, because there's that many people.

Soccer players might look like great mincing fairies to more robust athletes, such as ballet dancers or professional rollerbladers, but thats because they don't have the Soccer Sniper to worry about. He's real.