Cat Milk

Wait, you mean that this milk I'm drinking hasn't been freshly squeezed from a feline teat? That's disgusting! I demand to see your store's returns policy!

I was really hoping the book would be about the colour grey and the varying shades that it could be, their names and such. Instead it was just pron. Pron for moms. Gross.

Hey.. whatever floats your... uh boat.

We laugh because it's funny, we laugh because it's true. You can only imagine the number of greasy-haired pedervs that have to confront each other's sweat-beaded face when trying to entrap young kids. Maybe like 5 or so.

This is a real tough one to work out, things like this stop you in your tracks and make you ponder the mysteries of the universe in order to make the right choice. It's a mindf#ck!

While the ghost rider movies may have all sucked a fat one, this costume it pretty freaking awesome. He should take this show to a skatepark and get beaten up.

You know what, i reckon George Orwell onto something when he wrote his classic novel 1984? Is LOLspeak the new Newspeak? Sport in 5... It's almost too scary to contemplate :(

Calling someone a noob or a no-lifer is an entirely subjective statement. It's just about how they compare with you in terms of noobness vs basement-dwelling neckbeard quotient.

If not for your safety, do it for the animals'..

Guess how much is spent fighting terrorism in the wars of Iraq & Afghanistan and guess how much is spent fighting cancer? Now guess how many people die of cancer a year & how many people die of terrorist attacks?

Well, this guy should certainly be careful where he blares his music.. and what kind of music it is. - LOL