Bunny Boiler Text Convo

After one fleeting date this poor fella gets a seemingly endless torrent of cray-cray texts from his bunny boiling one-night-standee. Nothing quite says DESPERATE like banging on someone's door shouting that nobody makes you smile like they do...

It's been done before but by god this is awesome. A couple of knowing looks from the master of the universe, a zoom in on his furry pants and a montage of him working out, all to the cheeseball sounds of LMFAO. Genius.

I want to know what this girl uses to brush her teeth, or if they are even her real ones.. - WTF

It's hard to tell if this is some sort of celebrity pitch to start the game or if is just the kind of unusual occurrence that happens in the Japanese baseball leagues. I think maybe this is just how they roll.

Doing these kind of stunts on a BMX is cool, doing them on a motorbike is just brazen don’t-give-a-f#ckness. He’s got so many skills he probably rents them out at the weekends. Prepare to witness AWESOME!

This dude staples his co-worker's head. Take that, human resources! You don't have anything on stapling your co-workers' heads... yet.

While on board the International Space Station, Japanese astronaut Satoshi Furukawa decided to play some baseball... alone.

Nature is frikking weird - Sounds more like a very unhappy child than a toad... or a cat. - LOL

Cats, they’re pretty stupid, right? And the internet. This much, we know. So this guy’s put two-and-two together and he’s come up with this stupid video of his idiotic cat.

Is there anything hotter than long brunette locks washing over a stunning looking babe?

It's a flying machine and it's spherical. That might sounds a bit stupid but that means it's good for traffic and parking is a breeze to boot! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!