Big Confusion In Little China

It's an awesomely entertaining film, but have you ever noticed just how confused Jack Burton is by everything that happens? Well, someone's made a supercut of all his baffled one-liners so you can watch them back to back.

You know the score, a cute chick who's had one too many to drink - Time to move in and ask her to dance, just don't make it anything too complicated - OUCH!

A stupid ending to a stupid idea.. FAIL-FAIL-FAIL!!!

Two guys are giving this kid problems in an apartment lobby and just before they attack him he throws two brutal knock out punches and runs off. Being outnumbered just got EPIC!

Day Job Orchestra take Rick Perry's distasteful political campaign and overdub it to make it a little less objectionable. It makes a hell of a lot more sense this way. Keep up the good work. I almost feel sorry for the guy.

This poor croc is experiencing some severe racial discrimination - Honestly, this walking handbag has every right to feel a little offended. He can't walk around any of the nicer neighborhoods without this happening!

Anyone who uses social networking knows how important angles are when taking a photo of yourself.

"I just need forty-five seconds to make it to the end of this slingshot with my machete, and then once I make it back to the other end with the trigger, it's on!". Some people get far too over excited :)

This guy blows a jump and sends his Kia crashing down a hill. I wonder if he knows there are easier ways to let your parents know that you really didn't want a Kia.

Don't feel bad dude. Most of us feel the exact same way about this screwed up economy.

Sometimes, there's absolutely nothing you can do to make a situation better. You could spend months setting it up, but it'd never be the 'perfect' situation. This pole jump fail is one of those times.