Believe Me, Honey

Wait, what did I say? Seriously though, if your girlfriend happened to look like this, a slip of the tongue like this is BOUND to happen sooner or later...

Nature is truly a strange fruit - Someone has finally found a use for those dumb-ass fingerboards, YES!

I think it's pretty obvious that if you are lucky enough to bag one of these two, they're definitely a keeper. I mean, what better place to keep a nice cold beer handy could you possibly think of?

Here is the answer to the meaning of life, if you happen to be an observant male, bemused at stereotypical behaviour patterns of chicks at the mall, the club, at school....anywhere!

Ba Duh Buh Buh Buh... I'm luggin it.. EW

It doesn't always work out in real life like it does in the movies. Well, unless the film you're talking about is The Runaway Bride, in which case, maybe...

This brought back memories of hours of irritating my parents by constantly boinging this magical door stop spring!

Ah the mushroom. Always a drag. Unless of course it's a purple ringer, then it's all fun and games!

I certainly hope they were practicing safe sex!

I really wish I knew what bar this was posted at, because I really don't want to eat there....EVER!

In this dog-eat-dog world we live in, it's nice to see this big guy watching out for the little guys!