A Firm Bite

This chubby redneck must have been a pitbull terrrier in his previous life!

They may not realise it yet, but chicks NEED some of these, they might be held in place by means of an anal prob, but it's essential babe-wear! Two foreign ladies try them out & rave about how they feel (i think?)

NEVER be fooled by an invitation like this. These are ninjas, so the best thing you could do is get on the hotline to Chuck Norris or fall into the foetal position and cry.

If you were wondering where 'the buck stops', it's not here. It barely even breaks it's stride, going through this weedy mtb douche.

An insane truck driver with a tanker full of gas takes a left turn at full speed causing his semi to drift and nearly tip over. I reckon if he attempted this stunt another thousand times he'd never pull it off again.

Sneaking a video camera into a high security prison might not seem very useful but apparently it's pretty dangerous. This guy should have opted for a rock hammer and a poster of Rita Hayworth.

These guys are trying to practice a wrestling move when they discover one of their own.

Nothing to see here, just a man taking his pet goat to the playground to ride down the slide numerous times—because goats have to have fun too you know, and why not down the local park?

Heart Attacks: For when you want this birthday to be her last.

A world where black people & white power rangers live in harmony. This nerd gets an unexpected reaction when he wears his cosplay costume for a stroll through the 'hood. I probably lose my mind & wanna photo with him too...

It's been suggested that this video might not be 100% genuine. I really hope that isn't the case. It would be so awesome if these were genuine outtakes. Especially the section near the end where Bane starts rapping...