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The horror, the horror of it all. It's a txt message that every sibling has nightmares about, being thrown out of the family home by your mother.... But wait!... This takes a turn for the surreal!

Johnny Depp has played many totally different characters in his career. Here we see a nice round up of his past personas.

There's three front-runners to pick from, each of them highly plowable, but you can only have one! Which one would you pick and why? It's like shag, marry, kill, but without the death and marriage.

He was a truly great man, a giant ampongst us mere mortals. The saviour of our planet. All praise Steve Jobs & thank you for the first-world gift you have left for us eto use and revere you with.

Everyone thinks Link is all cute and that, going around in his little green get-up, shuffling along like butter wouldn't melt. But just look at the devastation wrought, the suffering he leaves behind. He's a monster!

Wow, the view of the lake from the roof really is rather nice, in fact i could probably sit up here all day and watch this vision and feel completely satiated.

There's just something about the arrogance it takes to wear a tee shirt like this that makes you want to rebel against the assumption that it's owner is hot. She is, but that doesn't mean she deserves the satisfaction!

Not sure if he's talking about the microphone in this picture, or his womanhood. But whatever it is, if he can be a belieber, if he really wants to make that change, he can do it. Maybe.

To nom, or not to nom: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous hunger, or to take arms against a sea of nomables, and by opposing eat them?

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This picture was taken shortly before the young driver pictured was tazed, beaten and lumbered with trumped up charges. Just kidding, he's white. He just got a ticket.