iTrumpet

Yo Dawg, I heard you like trumpets so we played trumpet through your trumpet so you can listen to trumpets while you trumpet. It's a kind of retro style iPod dock. This is like catnip to hipsters.

It's time to turn the WTF dial up to 11 & contact Mulder and Scully, because this sh#t just got REAL! Barricade the doors & board up your windows, because this thing bites & spreads a weird virus! Be afraid!

Before you laugh, you should realize that this is much cheaper than the alternative: Hiring a homeless guy with a golden squeegee to ride on the hood and keep the rain off the windshield.

She's half Vietnamese, half French, & all hotness. Those lips could float across the Atlantic. Bee stung? More like inflatables, forget a life raft you just need her with you when your ship sinks.

Now this is something special, a guy on a moped goes smashing into the side of a mini-van, flies through the air like a rag doll. Then just gets up and walks back onto the scene like he's a ninja!

If you thought that television programming had already hit rock bottom with The Jersey Shore, you'd be wrong. TLC's latest little gem of a show removes the dignity of deaths embrace in the name of entertainment.

This is either genius or the harbinger of the End Times and I can't for the life of me decide which it is. While it's funny watching someone sing while petrified, it represents a new low in televisual entertainment.

4 wheels good, 2 wheels VERY bad indeed! Another motorcycle showoff graciously tests the strength of some metal barriers with the front of his bike. What a waste of a fine machine!

Aparently this is an excerpt from the ironically titled "Workaholics". I've never seen this show, but judging the show solely on the merits of this clip, this could just be the best show on the planet.

WTF is this object that washed up on a beach in Japan? For the record, the Japanese government has yet to confirm or deny that this is a Godzilla egg.

Wizards, Quidditch, ginger sidekicks, and Dumbledore's unquenched man-loving - it's all true. What's false is JK Rowling, she's just millions of dollars of cash sculpted together to form a human being.