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Ever loved your electrical gadget so much you could eat it? Well now you can! You've heard how the Scottish like a deep friend Mars bar, right? Well, this is the next step. OM NOM NOM!!!

Cooking soup might sound pretty easy, but in reality it's a pain in the ass. This tin tells the truth about the process, from it's appetite suppressing beginnings to it's unimpressive finale. Anyone for soup?

When it comes to proposing to your girlfriend, there are ways you should do it and ways you shouldn't do it. Falling in the former camp is this, it's full of so much win it hurts.

All you need to complete the illusion is go around telling people how incredibly rich and talented you are without pausing to take breath until they shoot you.

Oh god. If this isn't the ultimate nightmare fuel I don't know what is. I really hope this is just a zombie costume with some funny words on it. Think happy thoughts...

Sex in the City keeps it real with a candid photo of Sarah....and a Zebra. Just what I look for in women, a sturdy pair of legs, big ass and the looks of Sarah Jessica Parker.

There are load of people out there who's virginity is permanent. This chap is one of them and if you even look at his V plates with a glint in your eye he'll run you through with his Swiss army knife.

Like whoa! That is a big one, huge in fact, she'll be there all day. It's proper hairy though, if she doesn't trim it down now it's going to get out of hand. No one likes an unshaven beaver!

In the UK they have come up with a simple and radical solution to the bullying problem in schools, it's sage-like advice from douchebags who have obviously never been to sensitivity training.

Now we know beyond a reasonable doubt that God does not exist! Thank you Rule 34 for clarifying that for us.

A new magazine for women, that is totally not like all those over magazines that go on about boyfriends and your insecurities and loads of other rubbish that turns you into a gibbering tard. Oh wait, yes it is.