You Don't Want None Of This!

Probably the best running gag in the whole movie. They're drugs. They're awesome. You don't want them. It turns out he DOES want them, he just doesn't want to pay for them. Easy mistake to make...

London Mayor Borris Johnson give us the lowdown on the upcoming olympic events in the English capital. If you're not familiar with Cassetteboy, that's because he gets DMCA'd like crazy. Watch this now while you can!

Have you heard about that new movie coming out with Natalie Portman, where she’s a ballet dancer who loses her mind? Yeah, me neither. But there is one and it’s got a Portman/Mila Kunis cud-munching scene.

Once you commit to venturing into a creepy wood-paneled basement like this one, a guy doing a somersault onto his friend's chest full of mouse traps is probably the most normal thing you'll see.

This guy is trying to teach a 13 1/2 foot alligator a new trick. Lets hope it goes well and he doesn't get in the mood for a human snack. So far I don't think the alligator understands his part in the trick.

There’s speculation as to how true that actually is, but at last we now know how it happens and exactly what type of spider climbs into your greedy maw.

As if it wasn't enough that he can swing through the air on a web and has the strength of 10 men, it also seems he's pretty damn good at basketball as well and doesn't he want us to know it. Showoff!

This brings a new meaning to the word.. -LOL

Sometimes the dog bites you - And sometimes you bite the dog - And sometimes you are just a totally insane psycho - I seriously doubt that the actual attack could have been as terrifying or hilarious as this.

Most guys are going to be able to get behind the message of this march, the ability for women to wear what ever skimpy clothes they want. If they want to expose their Munchkin's purse by not wearing any underwear, so be it.

Do dogs react to magic? Watch as magician and mentalist Jose Ahonen vanished some dog treats under their noses. And don't worry, all the dogs got treats before and after the trick.