Worst Zoo Ever

If the zoo you're visitng claims to have a tiger but all it has is one of these, you should totally go and get your money back. That's false advertising, that is.

Ewww! What's going on here? It's like a tranny Barbie doll with a huge strap-on. That's going to send the kids a confusing and, frankly, disturbing message. What next, Ken dolls with a hole in his crotch? Great Christ.

It's true, you can have too much of a good thing, i know that because i saw it on the interwebs, and here it is! Looks like LOLcat has been eating too many of his own laughs!

I think it's pretty obvious that if you are lucky enough to bag one of these two, they're definitely a keeper. I mean, what better place to keep a nice cold beer handy could you possibly think of?

Just like there is no need to hide the fact that you are gay, who needs to be modest about playing some of the biggest roles in film history?

This is a real tough one to work out, things like this stop you in your tracks and make you ponder the mysteries of the universe in order to make the right choice. It's a mindf#ck!

This kid has tapped into to 99.9% of the internet's demographic with his description of the greatest XXX fantasy in the history of thought. It's got video games, it's got mohawk haircuts and it's got hot chicks. Go Brian.

Before he became a flaming eye of hate, hanging out at Mount Doom plotting the demise of ugly-footed hairy midgets, he went to high school just like the rest of us. And this is a rare photo of him from those seminal years.

This picture was taken shortly before the young driver pictured was tazed, beaten and lumbered with trumped up charges. Just kidding, he's white. He just got a ticket.

Do you ever find yourself asking: just how do those entertainment ratings work anyhow? Are pixels an R or an 18+ divided by the amount of internet pr0n you've seen, here's a handy guide, in picture form to make it easy to understand.

We've waited such a long time for this video game to hit the stores and now it's finally out it looks SO lifelike it's actually real...Now all we need to do is invade someone?