Worst Tattoos Ever?

If you're feeling down or depressed, just take a look at this dude and repeat after me; "It could be much, much worse. At least I'm not THIS guy". you should feel instantly better. That'll be 120 euros please.

If I saw this hot college babe I'm sure my mouth and tongue would do the same thing as her best buddy is doing - It's just a shame she comes with a friend who looks just like jaba the hut - Grotesque!

No matter how many exams you have or how they are scheduled, there will always be people who finish before you and are willing to rub it in by hanging out in the sunshine and posting carefree updates to Facebook.

Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with?

Sure, if you live in a fictional movie land of faries and happy endings then Valentines day was just the best thing ever! However, if you live in the real world it's slightly different :(

What more could you possibly want from a plastic figurine, i can see hours of fun ahead. It comes with six ferral looking cats & features "die alone" action and "insane ramblings" voice effects!

When you grow up it's an often lamented fact that your imagination dwindles, what was once fertile and fun is now jaded and cynical. The solution? Take psychedelic drugs the moment you wake up.

Yeah, you didn't really handle it, did you, Tom? I saw Jurassic Park, and I wouldn't say any of those dinosaurs were well handled. Sort it out, dude.

Every guy would like to think they look like Ryan Gosling while they are driving, but most don't - Usually the most of us fall into the category of a dork who drives a yellow mini. Still, one can hope.

It's chock full of plenty of protein to keep your hair healthy and shiny! If you run out, I'll be happy to give you some of mine!

You ever seen Vin Diesel in The Fast & The Furious film saga, well, thats me, thats exactly how i drive, i live to drive fast, nothing can catch me i'm.... WAIT .... Is that a cop car over there. Damn, better slow down!