Worst Battle Rap Hype Man Ever

Not really sure what this guy's job description is, but I'm pretty sure he's not doing it right. Unless he's meant to be like a crotch grabbing version of Jabba The Hutt's little monkey-lizard thing.

These guys listen to an alarm telling them to put their landing gear down and can't seem to remember to do it. They ruin their propeller, the bottom of their plane, and the chance anyone will ever fly with them.

Are you a half full, or totally empty kinda giu? It looks like the water park isn't quite open for business yet. They're still in the process of filling the pools with complete idiots. WTF!?!

This is why, when out and messing around with machines you know nothing about, it's very important that you read the sign -- and understand it -- before sticking your finger in any cavity. This guy is paying the price.

If you're scared of snakes then this will really worry you, time to leave the panet QUICK. This huge python has worked out how to open doors, so basically you're not safe anywhere now.

The sun is shining, it's toasty warm out and your bikini is two sizes too small. TIME FOR A BIKE RIDE! She's gonna jump on her huffy, go for a ride and have her pervy friend film the whole thing, zooming in on the best bits.

Bill Gates challenges Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon to taste test water from the Janicki Omniprocessor, which amazingly turns human waste into water and electricity. The video below explains how the Omniprocessor works.

If there was a prize for the most awesome use of the Source Filmmaker tool, I think this guy would have just won it. If singing and dancing old-timey head-crabs don't do it for you then I don't know what will.

Is this how carnival employees carpool to work? He's incredibly lucky to be alive, even though he still suffered a broken leg.

The humble nutshot might be a barred move from most MMA leagues, but that doesn't mean it's not a valid and potent form of attack. In the All Balls Brawl it is celebrated and in fact, it's the only legal move!

If dogs are man's best friend then this really isn't that unusual. But still! This trainer's use of CPR on this woman's dog is an amazing display of quick thinking that most likely saved this dog's life.