Windsor Castle Guard Throws Up On Duty

You can't make them laugh, you can't get them angry, and you can't even stop them with a nasty stomach virus.

I assume this is a cat and not the producy of 2 girls.. WTF

Afterwards, the biker apologized for not seeing the rollerblader, and the rollerblader apologized for not being important enough to be seen.

The female driver of this car is now facing prosecution after she turned herself yesterday for deliberately driving through a puddle and splashing kids at a bus stop. My hero!!!

Just let me watch this honey's video projected on the back of my eyelids from now until the violent explosion of our sun & I'll be a happy man. If I saw her in the flesh I'd probably implode!

Kids, there's nothing like starting them early. Well this cheeky peeker will undoubtedly be keeping this one stored in the 'busted' file for years to come as he gets caught on live TV.

Jim Jefferies gets real for a moment and talks to his audience about depression and his struggle with it. Then he goes on to remind us that depression is a western problem. Depressing stuff.

If there was an actual award ceremony for this kind of accolade, this dude would probably never lose. His reign of Assholeness would continue until the end of time and then for a fortnight after that, too.

Jeremy Cunt steps into Andrew Lansley’s ill-fitting shoes as the new health secretary, but don’t fear, because he’s been watching That Mitchell & Webb Look. The NHS will get a complete makeover based on homeopathic A&E.

After an earthquake decimated Christchurch, New Zealand, these guys decided to turn the quake-damaged city into their own skate park. If the next Tony Hawk game has an Earthquake mode, I'm blaming these guys.

Chicks & park rides go together like 'Win' & 'Fail' - When you approach the merry-go-round this way, it's actually two rides in one. Take that, one-trick slide!