Why Hot Tubs are Gross

Hot tubs are steamy salacious cauldrons in which countless supermodels have splashed their way into America's collective male fantasy. But like so much fungi, there's an icky reality just below the surface of the water.

Ozzy Osbourne. What a guy. He brings new meaning to the word incoherent while managing to remain cooler than a morgue. If only everyone else knew as little about Justin Bieber as Ozzy he did. Sigh.

I've heard of respecting your adversaries but this goes a bit far. One thing I don't get though, if this is all it took to KO this dude, what's he doing in the ring to begin with?

Apparently, parkour has been a secret of Himalayan mountain goats for decades. Their inability to upload videos of themselves getting injured is what kept it a secret.

The outback of Australia, a land of crocodiles & women with bigger kahunas than you !

NBA star Devin Harris takes on a street baller (Stuart Tanner) and gets his ass served up to him with all the trimmings. Credit to him though, he takes it like a true sportsman and congratulates Stu.

It’s quite difficult to tell who has the bigger breasts in this video, and it’s especially disturbing because both of their t-shirts get wet. It’s in the pursuit of scientific fact and as long as you don’t fap to it then you’re probably safe.

Women voraciously shovelling various food products into their mouths, is kinda weird, but hawt. There’s something disturbing yet compelling about it all. But hey, at least it’s not 2 Girls 1 Cup.

Easily the most adorable animal abuse you've seen today.

New Mexico's gubernatorial candidate Diane Denish accuses her opponent Susana Martinez of giving big, fat boners, but everyone knows she has been against big, fat boners her whole career.

When you are at at a GLADIATOR audition.. you gotta be a little tougher than that.. - LOL