Where Are The Unicorns? Funny French Ad

The reason why those beloved mythical creatures and internet favorite, unicorns, are no longer with us are explored in this funny French commercial for cable channel Canal+. It was all Noah's fault.

Ahhh, the joys of LARP, forever a mystery to me. Who knows what these geeks are meant to be, whoever they are meant to be we're pretty certain they are doing a bad job of it.....Until!

This little guy is the reason burglars are named after cats. He has been successfully sneaking into peoples houses opening doors for years. It's just a matter of time before they take over the planet!

It's hard to believe that Pandas are going extict through a lack of sexiness when there's a stone cold stud like this guy about. I reckon he could impregnate a lady panda just by looking at her.

Should we be afraid? Is this a sign of the universe collapsing back in on itself? No, don’t worry, it’s just reverse slowmo of lots of motorcycle crashes, like a beautiful ballet… for an insurance commercial.

Apparently, no one ever told this guy you're not supposed to cross the tracks when those red and white arms are down.. OMG

If he has one flaw its parallel parking. If he has two, it's parallel parking and stairs. If he has three, then it's 'what the hell is he doing out in a condition like this in the first place!?'

What fresh hell is this? Spiders are solitary killers no more. If Attenborough is right they’re now hunting in packs. Yes death awaits us with hundreds of pairs of mandibles and glue shooting butt-holes.

Sure it's a political message, but it's a political message with a difference. Joss Whedon's only motive is that the zombie apocalypse be kick-started as soon as possible. Can you really blame him? It's gonna be AWESOME!

Seeing the entire cast of an SNL skit corpsing and smirking as they deliver their lines is always a joy. If it wasn't for that the skit wouldn't be half as funny as it is. Makes me glad they do it all live!

Were you full of fail this last month? Did you try ever so hard to win but instead ended up losing at life? If you didn’t then you can smugly watch other people getting pwnd. The day just got a LOT better!