What if Michael Bay Directed "UP"?

If you ever thought that the movie UP was great but it needed way more explosions in it, than you need look no further than this re-edited version which brings some Bayhem to the world of Carl and Russell.

This is NOT the best time to act like a ninja - I believe he told them the rent was too damn high and then tried to take matters into his own hands. As a karate expert, he should've known the odds were stacked against him. OUCH!

This dance move is called daggering & it’s sweeping the nation - So grab your partner by the waist & aggressively thrust your loin at them until one of you breaks a pelvic bone - WTF?

Genius. From what I can gather this is actually really real. Someone has created a robotic toilet shaped goalie that defends the goal by firing it's contents at the incoming ball with such velocity that it blasts the ball clear.

If you remember Mr Blobby from way back when you probably loved him or hated him. He's pretty funny in an anarchic, slapstick way, but at the same time he's also visually terrifying, like an alien mated with a clown.

A kitsch, cartoon-esque rendering of a band of rebellious soldiers who are both misunderstood and haplessly effective at aiding those in need.

Proof that this is why you should not skate under the influence! Especially in a contained area full of pissed-off sportsmen wearing armour and carrying potential weapons to wail on you with!

How comes the dumb ones always get the fun jobs.. - LOL

This looks cool when you get it right, but get it wrong and meet PAIN! It looks like support for Parkour is crumbling in Russia - sometimes you hit the wall & sometimes the wall hits YOU - OUCH!

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. - LOL

If you don't have the stomach to sit through the combined awfulness of the Transformers trilogy but want to know what happens, this video is for you. It cuts through all the terrible dialogue and gets straight to the lolz.