Weekends In College

If you never went to college and want to know what it's like to go, it's a lot like this. It's like a montage of this and failing on tests. There's a hint of learning but it's mostly about hangovers.

She makes the Target chain a target. Took me hours to think of that. But that’s because I was out all night snorting hookers and eating cocaine. Which is exactly what this woman should’ve been doing!

Some people can be SO dumb - He asks it as a question, but it sounds more like he WANTS to be shot.. - WTF

"Maleficent" is just the latest live-action fairy tale Disney reboot. Fall down the rabbit hole once again with "Alice in Wonderland," visionary Tim Burton's not-so-visionary take on the classic story.

Stovies, in case you didn’t know you uncouth heathen scum, are a Scottish delicacy containing the rarefied ingredients of potato, onion, & left over meat, stewed in beef dripping and then eaten.

Smoke this man a kipper, Skipper! Because he’ll be back for breakfast. Ace Rimmer takes on those horrible Nazis and saves the day by surfing on a crocodile’s back in mid-air. Obviously.

Watch out! It's Spongebob's DARK side.. LOL

These guys are trying to practice a wrestling move when they discover one of their own.

This dude loses control of his vehicle at 70mph and besides one minor bump he somehow manages to avoid all other cars on the road.

The HORROR...In possibly the most horrendously perverted TV commercial to have ever seen the light of day Justin Bieber gets teenage girls get to squirt themselves with his 'essence'. Isn't there a law agianst this!?

This cute chick slammed her back on the water after she didn't rotate a flip enough. Her friends talk her into trying again and convince her to rotate a bit more - FAIL!