Watermelon Torture

If television in this country was as awesome as this I might bother watching it. Will it slowly slice in two, explode in a juicy cloud or resist the rubberbands like a fruity boss. Place your bets now!

Behold the world of tomorrow! A utopia where yharge all of your household electronics by simply putting them on this magical mat and swearing like f#ck at it. It's good to see some things never change!

It's kinda like a faucet but instead of the noise of running water you're also treated to an impressive ringpiece solo. This guy tries to make it sound like an F1 engine, but I know my sounds, and that's a fart.

Parkour is the art of moving around obstacles efficiently. When your town is filled with crumbling walls, the most efficient movement may just be walking around them. Still, idiots like this have always got other ideas - OUCH!

Pranking your girlfriend is a time honoured tradition and this guy scores a total home run. Not only did he convince his girl that she was in mortal danger and was having her TV stolen but he even made her cry. WIN!

Well, this is something I haven't seen before. Millions of ants get caught in a circular pattern and form what resembles a hurricane that lasted for over 2 days. Is this part of their attempt to become the master race?

Here's a couple of typical American police officers carrying out their duty (keeping the brother-man down) while a British TV presenter narrates their racist shenanigans. Funny, sad and infuriating, all in one video.

A slow fuse keeps a firework from exploding in the air and it falls near a crowd of people and blows up.

The cat finally gets what it deserves for tormenting the little birdy.. - LOL

If you enjoy games like Sumotori, and QWOP even if it's just to laugh at how awkward and ungainly it looks to play, then this could be another instant classic. Complex surgery, with the flapping hands of a full blown retard.

This bird sits on a car's windshield wiper and refuses to be wiped off. There's an 80% chance this bird is evil and a 20% chance that he just needs a ride to the Petco.