Wannabe Ninja Accidentally Slices Arm

If he really wanted to be a comedian he should've waited for the director to say 'Cut!' - Lets face it, he can't really be a ninja because we can see him, so best not to pity the fool - OUCH!

In a world whose fabric seems to be crumbling away in a sea of economic collapse and urban rage, fuelled by a corrupt capitalist system that rewards selfishness and greed, even shadows won't work properly.

The club's kicking out but you've just bought a wrap of catnip and don't want the night to end? Time to head to the afterparty, do as much catnip as you can handle and yiff it up all night long. Wooooo!

There's a lot of nonsense being spouted about 2012 and ancient Mayan predictions so here's the truth. No History Channel sensationalism, no pot smoking hippy pontifications, just cold hard facts and science. Enjoy.

It's been suggested that this video might not be 100% genuine. I really hope that isn't the case. It would be so awesome if these were genuine outtakes. Especially the section near the end where Bane starts rapping...

Okay, so technically that's not it's tongue, it's the clam's foot, but it's not as funny if you look at it like that. Just hit yourself on the head a few times, forget that I told you that, and laugh like a tard.

Having to stop you car because a duck is crossing the road isn't too much of an imposition. Stopping for 55 ducks as they cross the road slowly, in single file is slightly more annoying. WHY U NO FLY, DUCKS!?

Scratch Bastard picks up a win at Scribble Jam by throwing down some mad scratching followed by his own rendition of the Star Wars Imperial March. It's pretty good but I find his lack of bass disturbing.

He could've at least dressed up in a Zelda costume, but other than that minor disappointment, this is pretty good. But it does beg the tragic question: How many wine glasses were harmed in the making of this?

This is like air guitar or, more specifically, air chair-sex orgy!! How embarrassing?!

A Car doesn't notice the kids skate ramp in the street and takes a nice jump.