Wannabe Acrobat Wipes Out

You ever had one of those days where nothing seens to go like textbook? I am 100% certain that breaking this dude's fall is the first time any of those books have ever been used.

Lets face it, there are way more than just eleven reasons why it's great being just us - We were going to make "11 Reasons it's Great Being a Girl" but we couldn't think of any.

If you played the footage backwards she'd be a lovely old dear saving a poor cat from the horrid act of some nefarious ass putting a cat in a bin. Much more pleasant. BIATCH!

After complaining to the arcade manager a game stole his quarter this kid turns around and breaks his nose on a glass door. Karma is a biatch!

This is the only way to get the party started, downing 4 rounds of eggnog bongs, guess what comes next? The music is suitably dramatic because this is no ordinary feat, it is something truly remarkable, truly heroic - LOL!

A prisoner complains it's too hot in the back of a squad car so the cops roll down the window for him then watch him open the door and run away.

This train/plane/wtf? can get you from New York to LA in 45 minutes, but don't bring any luggage or worry about a boarding pass. And by the way, if you're wondering who the pilot is: Chuck Norris.

This is a hilarious prank to pull, but only if you’re not a passenger in the plane, otherwise it’s the worst prank ever. Because the last thing you want to see as you’re flying through the air is the pilot pass out at the controls.

Everyone's favourite she-nerd has something she want's to admit to. Yes, using her own hard-earned money she bought herself a shake weight. She's got the action down perfectly and can't leave it alone!

The awesome Russian dude who loves shooting guns and being all crazy with firearms uses a machine gun so big it has a seat on it. And he uses it to blow the crap out of a mannequin. Where does he get these wonderful toys?

It's hard to imagine what it would feel like to sell your company for one billion dollars. That's a LOT of money. These guys are obviously happy about it. I'd like to hear them when the tax man pays a visit though...