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Having a motoring accident is never exactly a laugh but it's got to be even worse when it happens as suddenly as this and when it's totally someone else's fault. Oh and if you have any idea what even happened here, tell me.

I've watched this about 10 times now and I'm still highly impressed. The quick thinking, the delivery and then the claim that he had nothing to do with it. Oh and the result. All first class....Meet my new hero!

At the start he just looks like an over-acting flamboyant douche-bag, flouncing around the stage and trying to distract from his mediocre voice. When it hits the 1 minute mark though... WOW.

'Did I win?' No, you came in second place, also known as the first loser.

It's all fun and games until your buddy gives you a spinning kick to the jaw.

After the controversy surrounding the Breaking Bad toys that got pulled from Toys R Us, Ellen reveals a collection of unusual and inappropriate kid's toys that she discovered on Ebay. Don't buy these for Christmas.

Overheard at one dinner table in this restaurant: 'The new waitress is so nice. She gets your order mostly right, and she almost never throws her feces at you!' - Serious monkey business!

Rhett and Link get musical as they release the music video for their hit new song. In it they extole the virtues of rubbing bacon on things. It might not fix them, but at least it will make them smell bacony and delicious.

Stay classy Dr. Drew. When Courtney Stodden decided to go on this show she should’ve known that they might uncover some truths in the shape of a round object that’s somehow found her way into her breasts. Whatever could it be?

I'm always tempted to react the same way whenever my McDonald's decides to stop selling the McRib. How can they do that to me?

If it says it's unbreakable then there is nothing to worry about, right? WRONG! I guess they just don't make unbreakable glass like they used to.