WTF?

Whale stealing UFOs are a huge problem in the world today. Greenpeace has been battling the problem by trying to ram the UFOs with their boats, but it's just no match for the lasers!

Wait, you mean that this milk I'm drinking hasn't been freshly squeezed from a feline teat? That's disgusting! I demand to see your store's returns policy!

You know all those total loser dweeboids who update their Facebook status on a Friday night and stuff. What wastes of space, right? Well, you know how someone would know that right? Loser.

You had me at 'Jack'...Actually you had me right up to the bit where you mentioned a turban and i had to squint my eyes very hard to believe that this was all true....Still!?

This vehicle will go from 0-60 in just over four seconds. Coincidentally that's also how long the battery will last if you turn on the stereo. Sweet ride, bro.

Hanging out with the cool kids. It's something that everyone wishes they could do but statistically very few will ever achieve. You'll probably end up hanging out with a bunch of flid-handed weirdos.

If you don't dig on swine, then you may not be partial to this calorific snack that features a bacon lattice and sausage meat. A few of these a week and you can guarantee that you'll be dead by the time you're thirty. Nom.

Something tells me this poor pussy's 9 lives are about to run out very quickly - Awwww :(

Sometimes even the proper use of Engrish in a news broadcast headline can throw up some interesting thoughts in your head about 'wtf!?' was actually going on. Weird!

Some would say a deformity.. Others would say a blessing.

Ok, when something like this appears in Shrek we all smile and think it's the sweetest thing - But REAL LIFE!!! - That's another thing entirely - OMG!