Valentines Day: The Truth

Sure, if you live in a fictional movie land of faries and happy endings then Valentines day was just the best thing ever! However, if you live in the real world it's slightly different :(

You know those cosplay costumes that really good looking girls wear that make you want to become a life-long comic fan and spend your life at those nerdy conventions hanging out with them? Well this is not one of those times.

Might look a bit weird to western eyes but this is a typical scene in Japan. Spreading icing on to you forehead and posing with a mouthful of raw octopus is just how they say 'Hello' over there. It's all in the guidebook...

Listen to the lady, she speaks perfect sense. This is the sort of pic you need hanging up on the inside of your locker, or attached above your bathroom mirror. Just to remind yourself.

This can't be right, they wouldn't, would they? So it seems there are more than a few similarities between the two films & thats just the characters. Add the fact that the latter films were crap and you have a conspiracy cooking.

I'm really not sure what's going on here, i mean, it looks like the trainer has brought him his favourite pudding and everything? There's no pleasing some animals!

We all know that the British like a drink, but from the look of this photo they also really like gutters. So much so that they'll give them a cheeky kiss.

So, this guy's life just happens to be in mortal danger, so what do you do? Panic? Scream? Weep for forgiveness from a dead god? Or do you jot it all down in your diary for posterity?

Finally, in one picture we find out how the universe was created AND we find out the egg definitely came before the chicken!

Prepare for a cuteness overload with a large dose of adorbz on the side, this will touch the nerve-strings of the toughest man on the planet. Something tells me that they drugged the dog, just to make sure it didn't get hungry!?

Before you get a lab it's important to experiment and choose the right type, if you need me, I'll be in my my lab!