Useless Talent #497

Being able to draw a perfect freehand circle at will is both impressive and utterly, woefully useless. It's like being able to recite pi to 32 decimal places; bugger all use and nerdy to the nth degree.

I guess that men will never grow bored of this sight, hoever many times they watch it :)

If Chuck Norris turned ninja like a boss, when he was saving the world from evil alien forces made from dark matter and hate the weapon of choice he'd use to fend them off and save the universe would be a ninja Glock. Here's why.

It’s all too easy to get caught up in the moment when it comes to decorating your tree. Did you know that 400 families get attacked by Christmas decorations every festive season. And that’s just in Wyoming.

These people have at least 3 pairs of raving shoes on, and they certainly don’t need alcohol to have a good time. But they do need more class A’s than you can possibly imagine. (the fun starts @ 2:10)

You can see the logic here, Mad Men’s a great show, Walking Dead’s a great show — plus the universal rule that all things can be improved with zombies. Combine the two of them & you have something with double the awesome!

The News of the World hacking story has exploded like a giant pus throbbing with liquid revulsion. And now, the most popular newspaper in the solar system has chomped off its own rotten tail, like some ravenous toxic ouroboros.

Japanese competitive eater Kobayashi takes on a tiny hamster to see who can eat the most hotdogs, and you'll be surprised as to who comes out victorious when the battle for food supremacy is over.

When you keep your pet in a jar all day, you have to get it some exercise somehow. Lets just hope the lazer doesn't mutate it into a giant bug that eats you!

OMG! I have no idea what's going on here but this takes bad driveway parking to a completely different level. Either the driver is having a bad day or the car is going through a major malfunction. WTF?

I dont know whether this cat has been taught how to do this by its owner or just figured it out on its own. Either way its a pretty damn impressive trick.