Unlikely Batman Quotes

AKA: "Shit Batman Would Never Say". There are a lot of things that Batman would probably not say. Here's a few of them as the might be said in Chrisitian Bale's ridiculously low pitched, gritty voice.

The ultimate fail.. OUCH that had to hurt.

So if you were thinking it was gonna be another day of you surfing the web and filling your mind with useful info, think again! Today is the day to learn (unlearn?) yourself some wordz!

Admit it. You totally want one of these. Sure, it looks a bit wobbly in the air and has that distict whiff of Blue Peter about it, but it's still a Delorean, it still has lights on it and it still flies. So cool.

It’s the 21st century, so soon we will be inviting robot slaves into our homes to help us with all those jobs we hate doing—like raising children. So meet Geebo, the family friendly robot! FAIL!

Possessed pets are really popular these days. The power of catnip compels you! The power of catnip compels you!

Getting a tattoo when you're drunk is a really bad idea, but I think even in my drunkest of states I wouldn't be able to come up with tattoos as bad as these. However, i'm so glad these idiiots don't think like me. LOL

Somehow the whole Darwin theory was lost on this guy. Ten years of nut shots and in the end he still reproduced.

This furry little critter sees a canoe from the river bank and swims over to greet them. The canoers aren't really sure what to make of him. They were never heard from again and this is the only footage ever found. LOL J/K.

Apparently, the dog doesn't want the water to go down the hole since he's splashing it everywhere! - LOL

Now this is an experiment i can get my teeth into - The marshmallow experiment is a famous test conducted by Walter Mischel at Stanford University - The results are LOL-tastic!