Underwear Vs Binkinis

I've never really fully understood this one either. the only difference is that the material is a bit different. Lingerie is more likely to have frilly bits. Other than that they are ostensibly identical.

See? If this was the movie poster I might have gone to see that movie. If that wizened old bitch had sunk the Belgrano with a repulsor blast I'd probably think she was way cooler too.

The great thing about this is that if anyone complains, you can just blame it on the Alzheimer's

Normally these are referred to as 'cock pushups' but in this case I think vader is relying on his midichlorian count to keep him front faceplanting.

If animals could text the world would be a much different place. Well, not really, it'd be pretty much exactly the same except you'd need to pay for your pet's phonebills as well as your own. F#ck that.

If you ever have a new neighbor move in next door and you notice this as his license plate, it might be time to put up the For Sale sign, or at the very least contact the FBI.

Pedo Bear cares more about your kids than you and me combined! And to be honest, I kind of padded the me column a little just out of courtesy.

Wow, that is pretty GOTH! Well, I'm so Ozzy that I bite the heads off the bats she shits!

Even superheroes are feeling the burn in these austere times, and it just sickens me to the bat teeth. Gone are the days when the Batman would pimp it out in his turbo-charged vehicle. Dark knight days, indeed.

I initially thought this was a typo or the result of someone in a back room somewhere playing a prank. If it is for real though, that's pretty harsh...

Now you can play with boobs while you play your favorite console game! They are not cheep but certainly worth the price!