Uncle Benon Returns!

Whoever said all good action movies had to be made in Hollywood obviously had NEVER been to Uganda? This fantastic Ugandan masterpiece makes Predator & Commando look like Disney films. Just look at the fight scenes :)

Nothing shows your girlfriend you're unafraid of commitment like spending all day corralling cockraoches into a heart-shaped candy box.

Technically he's snowboarding rather than surfing but he's wearing an L.E.D jumpsuit, he's doing it in the dark and it looks totally freaking awesome so who cares? Must be scary as hell boarding with such low visibility...

You have to be pretty quick on your feet to be a bull fighter and that lesson just cost this guy a broken arm.

Poor Cher Lloyd, she’s trying to perform for the X-Factor judges and she keeps getting interrupted by an angry Scottish lady. It’s her own fault, she’s a grown woman and should know how to flush the toilet for chrissakes.

It's that time of year to try and beat how high you can project an unwilling victim skywards. This girl gets sent flying so high into the air they have to wake up an air traffic controller to bring her in for a landing.

It's time to obey the beard—and it's a beard that screams out with manly credentials, in fact it's so manly it will take away your virginity and you'll wake up tomorrow with a beard, even if you've just shaved.

This chick should stick to the books because her balance is clearly not up to much. Luckily for us she is trying to twerk it on a small bridge and total fails.

Ah, Christmas. A time for family reunions, delicious food, giving and receiving and gigantic illuminated spunking penises. Wait, what? Someone has added his own amusing take on the spirit of Christmas.

When these guys saw that shoal of fish all around them they must have known something bad might be about to happen. I bet their shorts were full of something other than water when they got out.

These girls have true talent.. even in today's entertainment business. And to think: Now, they're probably someone's grandmothers. WOW